Star Whores + Ring Tone Pack

by pandorasdiary

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    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Your Star Whores pack includes a copy of intergalactic hit "Star Whores" and some annoying, some mind-blowing and some just weirdasshit ringtones. You will be the envy of your friends.
    We recommend that you put the "Star Whores" one on your loved ones phone when they have an important meeting. They will love you for it.

      £2.50 GBP  or more




released May 4, 2017



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Track Name: Star Whores
STAR WHORES - (Lyrics and chords)
A e g d
Chewbecca, Princess Leia, or Yoda,
What should I wear?
Got no idea what a space whore would say if she saw what I was wearing on this Star Wars day
Star Whore
Star Whore

Han Solo or Han Sola, short shorts and cowboy hat
Dildo light sabre what the fuck is that
Or a brown robe with only what God gave you underneath?

G d a
Wanna be in Star Wars like Princess Leia
Don’t wanna be me for a day, yeah
Gonna blow those star whores away….

Space Whore, Space War, Star Wars, Star Whore
Gonna be star whore on the day of the 4th
Hoping the force gonna be with you through it all
Obi Wank Enobi and the daughters of the wild side
All space whores, jedi knights in fish net tights…
Star Whore
Star Whore
(ad lib)
Track Name: Star Whores Ringtone
Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores Star Whores
Track Name: Flute Ringtone
Flutes: Maya Curry and her alter ego band
Produced by General Xfile for Tigersonic
Track Name: Flute Whore Ringtone
duh duh duuuuuuuuh star whores
Track Name: Robot Star Whores Texttone
Star Whores Star Whores
Track Name: Star Whoresss slow mo text tone
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr Whoressssssssss